Friday, 28 October 2011

And in today's news

The clergy of St Paul's cathedral announce that they are taking legal action to evict the Occupy London Stock Exchange protestors from outside the house of mammon god.

Jesus Christ, when asked for comment on the St Pauls' decision earlier today.

And in no-way related other news, total earnings for directors of FTSE 100 companies increased by 49% last year. Just in case that appears to be a typo, yes it does actually say that their earnings went up forty-nine per cent. In one year.

"It's a competitive market": a director comments today, live on the BBC

1 comment:

  1. "And God wept"

    But at least we're all in this together, remember? That's what the Prime Minister said, god bless him, so it must be true.