Gas lighters, three for a pahnd -- no, sorry, hang on.
What I meant to say, is that between now and Friday, you can get the bargain of a lifetime and pick up Nowhere To Go for absolutely nothing from Amazon (Amazon US here). Eleven quality crime stories for free.
Not only does that save you money that you could then put on a lottery ticket which wins you millions making me directly responsible for changing your life, but if you are in the UK as it's free you will pay no VAT and so you will make George Osborne sad, and that will make lots of other people happy.
So, get rich, make people happy, pick up a copy today.
It's currently standing at #2 in the Amazon UK short story charts, and it would be very nice for it to get to #1.
Now, where was I. Santy hats, santy hats, pahnd for yer santy hats.